Can Anyone Explain To Me............

....why I'm eating less and gaining weight?

I've been on a diet for about a month and my weight has only fluctuated about one lb up and down. And in the last two days I've gained two pounds. By eating less.

Unless....smelling food makes you gain weight. Every night I have to smell my neighbors dinner cooking.

So....now I'll be walking around the house with a clothespin on my nose. That should make the pounds just melt off.

Gotta Run....

...it's a big tv night. First there's Survivor All Stars, then The Apprentice and ER.

Ta Ta...