Isn't It Just My Luck..........

I want to have this man's children. Is he hot or what? It's a shame he's gay. I was channel surfing last night and Paul McCartney was doing a tribute to his wife Linda and he was on the show. I didn't see the part where he sang. I did see the part where Elvis Costello sang. Ouch....it hurts my eyes to look at Elvis Costello. But looking at George Michael makes me want to slither up next to him and.......well, you get the idea.