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So I was leaving work today and as I stood next to the open door of my car while I opened my electric bill I heard a super loud belch from not too far away.  I got in my car and as I backed up and drove off I saw two guys sitting on the patio of the townhouse two buildings away.  I could only see part of one guy but could see the other guy completely.  He was watching me drive off.

At least it wasn't a big noisy fart...........