Where's My Vacation?

I need a vacation. I thought this week would never end. I know it was a regular ole 5-day work week but it felt like forever........Thursday my boss practically drove me to drink. Seriously. She gives me stuff to enter on the computer that didn't have all the information I needed (which she does on a regular basis) and then takes a phone call that lasts 45 minutes and the sound of her voice is driving me crazy and irritating the shit out of me and the info has to be in to meet a deadline and I have smoke coming out of my ears and I snapped at her when she got off the phone and she's mortified that I'm going to quit and leave her high and dry and I wish I could because she's a disgusting human being and on the way home I had to fight the steering wheel from turning into The Shack parking lot, marching into the bar and demanding a keg that I knew they had with my name on it. But I resisted the urge and ran my errands because I had to be home by 6:30 pm when my son gets dropped off and wouldn't you know that he was late getting dropped off and I actually could have stopped at the bar and drunken myself under the table not that I would do that anyway because I have a phobia about walking into a bar by myself unless I know someone I'm meeting there is already there because God forbid someone would think I went into a bar all alone by myself wanting to be picked up and will this sentence ever end...............

Whew, today I'm chillin at the beach and giving what's left of my brain a rest........